WICKED FAQ – QUESTIONS FROM THE SHADOWS

1. What makes Wicked Bat Coffee different?

We don’t just brew coffee—we conjure it. Our blends are crafted for those who embrace the dark, the bold, and the mysterious. Plus, with every purchase, one tree is planted to help keep our world thriving (even the haunted forests).

2. 2. Do you offer decaf?

We do… but we call it "The Cursed Brew." For those who dare to drink coffee without the midnight jolt, we have a delicious decaf option that’s smooth, rich, and surprisingly un-haunted.

3. How fresh is the coffee?

Fresh as the grave—or at least as fresh as coffee can get. We roast in small batches and ship quickly to ensure you get the boldest, freshest brew possible.

4. Where do you ship?

We ship across the mortal realm (and some spooky corners of it). If you live somewhere particularly haunted, check your shipping options at checkout.

5. How does the "1 Purchase = 1 Tree Planted" work?

For every purchase you make, we plant a tree—because even the darkest coffee drinkers can help keep the planet alive. It’s all part of The Wicked Pact.

6. What grind options do you offer?

We offer whole beans, ground coffee, and an extra fine grind for those brewing their potions with an espresso machine. Choose wisely.

7. Do you accept returns?

Once coffee leaves our lair, it’s yours to keep—no returns on perishable items. However, if something went terribly wrong (like a broken bag or missing order), contact us and we’ll make it right—no spells required.

8. How can I contact you?

Summon us via email, chat, or carrier bat. (Okay, maybe not the last one… yet.) Head over to our Contact Us page, and we’ll get back to you faster than a vampire at sundown.

9. What roast levels do you offer?

From light and mischievous to dark and sinister, we offer a variety of roast levels to match your preferred level of darkness. Our signature dark roasts are the most popular—bold, smooth, and strong enough to wake the undead.

10. Do you have any seasonal or limited-edition flavours?

Yes! Every now and then, we conjure up limited-edition brews inspired by the spooky season. Keep an eye on our shop, or sign up for our newsletter so you don’t miss out—these flavours disappear like ghosts in the night.

11. What’s the best way to store my coffee?

To keep your coffee fresh and full of dark magic, store it in an airtight container in a cool, dark place (like a vampire’s coffin—aka, your cupboard). Avoid direct sunlight and moisture, or you might wake something… unpleasant.

12. Can I send Wicked Bat Coffee as a gift?

Absolutely! Whether you want to curse a friend with energy or send a delicious dark blessing, you can order coffee as a gift. Just enter their shipping info at checkout—and select "Order as a gift".

13. Are your beans ethically sourced?

Yes—our beans are ethically sourced from farms that prioritize sustainability and fair wages. We believe in making coffee that’s good for both your soul and the planet. Every sip should be wickedly good, without the guilt.